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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from BochurLife 7.0, to Wife 1.0, and noticed, that Wife 1.0, installs itself into all other programs; and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as FarbrengenNight 3.0, PartyNight 2.5.1, and Hangout 5.0, no longer run; they crash the system whenever selected.

In addition, applications such as Garbage Out 3.3, and House Work 2, have gone from select-as needed to continuous schedule. Ignoring them, causes Night-on-the-Couch 1.0m to take over all activity.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background, while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to BochurLife 7.0, but the uninstall does not work, on this program.

Can you help me, please!!Thanks! -
A TROUBLED USER
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Dear TROUBLED USER:

This is a very common complaint, which is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from BochurLife 7.0, to Wife 1.0, with the idea, that Wife 1.0, is merely a UTILITIES program.

Wife 1.0, is an OPERATING SYSTEM, and was designed to run everything.

It is unlikely that you would be able to purge Wife 1.0, and still convert back to BochurLife 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed.

You cannot go back to BochurLife 7.0, because Life1.01, is not designed to do this. Look in your manual under: "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support".

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0, and just deal with the situation. I also suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR, to alleviate softwareaugmentation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest, you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume allresponsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause.

The best course of action will be, to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case, avoid excessive use of YES DEAR, because ultimately, you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command, before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly, as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but also is very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software, to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.

I recommend Flowers 2.1, and Diamonds 5.0.
Best of luck. Tech Support