Joke True but Sad

A guy bought a new fridge for his house.To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung asign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'For three days, the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.

He eventually decided, that people were too mistrustful of this deal.So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!
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Someone stopped at Mc Donald’s, and ordered some fries.

The girl behind the counter said, “Would you like some fries, with that?”
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One day someone was walking down the beach with some friends, when someone shouted:'Look at that dead bird!'

One person looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
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My colleague and I, were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,when we overheard an admin girl, talking about thesunburn she got, on her weekend drive to the beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said, she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned,because the car was moving'.
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car,which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.

She keeps it, in the car trunk.
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Someone was hanging out with a friend, when he saw a womanwith a nose ring, attached to an earring, by a chain.

My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must ripout, every time she turns her head!"

I had to explain, that a person's nose and ear,remain the same distance apart, nomatter which way the head is turned...
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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, and went to the lost luggage office, and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled, and told me not to worry, because she was a trained professional, andsaid I was in good hands.

'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
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While working at a pizza parlor, somone observed a manordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him if he would like it cutinto 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some timethen and said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough, to eat 6 pieces.
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A very good example, of the kind of representation we have in congress, true story:

A noted psychiatrist, was a guest speaker at an academic function, where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear.

Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit, and asked him a question, with which he was most at ease.'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody, who appears completely normal?''

Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question, which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.''What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world, and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess, I don't know much about history!'