Funny: The Economy is so Bad that

The Economy is so Bad that

I got a pre-declined, credit card in the mail.I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"CEO's, are now playing miniature golf.If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you callthem and ask, if they meant you or them.Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks, are trading higher than GM.McDonald's is selling the, 1/4 ouncer.Parents in Beverly Hills, fired their nannies, and learned theirchildren's names.A truckload of Americans, were caught sneaking into Mexico.Motel Six, won't leave the light on anymore.The Mafia, is laying off judges.ExxonMobil, laid off 25 Congressmen.Congress says, they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Great, the guy who made $50 Billion disappear, is being investigatedby the people, who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!And, finally...I was so depressed last night, thinking about the economy, wars, jobs,my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called theSuicide Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan; and when I told them I was suicidal, they

got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!