Bar Mitzvah Test

A family’s son was going to have a Bar Mitzvah.

The parents wanted to see, what kid of son they had
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Just before the Bar Mitzvah, on a table in one room, they put a hundred dollar bill, a bottle of Maska, and a Chumush.

If he took the Chumash, he would be a scholar; if he took the money, he would be a business man; and if he took the Maska, he would be a drunk.
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The parents then called their son, and hid behind the closet door.

The son walked into the room, and walked over to the table. He put the hundred dollar bill in his pocket, put the Chumash under his arm, and made a Lechaim!

His mother screamed out: “Oh no, he’s going to be a Lubavitcher Shliach!”